SPCW HALL OF FAMER: PHIL

SPCW HALL OF FAMER

Inductee: Phil

Inducted Into Hall of Fame: November 6, 1999 (Live on Stark's Pond)

Inducted By: DemonSpawn (Personal Selection)

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SPCW HISTORY

Aliases: shawN testaburgeR, "Da Burger" (SPCW I), The Poof (SPCW II- Present)

"Seasons" Competed: Competed: Each and every single one (even the bad ones)

Finishers: The Puke Bottom (The Poof) and The Sweet Sweet Lovin Music (Da Burger)

Managers: The Beefcake Wife and/or The Poofinator his loving robotic Side Kick (The Poof)

Stables: The Nation (SPCW I), The PWO (SPCW III or IV) and The New Nation (SPCW IV)

Belts:

SPCW World Heavyweight Championship

Owned by Phil Twice

First World Title - Won From Kaney(I)

Second World Title - Won From The Pearl Kitchen Powerhouse

SPCW Tag Team Championship

Owned by Phil Twice

First Tag Team Title (w/ Bret Cart) - Won from Macho Kid and Stone Cold Kenny

Second Tag Team Title (w/ Demonspawn) - Won from The Jewish Inferno/Turd Poopwell

SPCW Western Hemisphere Championship

Owned by Phil Three Times

First WH Title - Won In A Battle Royal

Second WH Title - Won From Rob Van Hand

Third WH Title - Won From The British Rabiddog

SPCW United States Championship

Owned By Phil Once

First US Title - Won From The British Rabiddog

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REMARKS

Demonspawn- Now, what can somebody say about Phil, besides, "There goes Phil, the dirty goat f---er?" A lot, lemme tell you that. Phil's range of talent goes FAR beyond f---ing goats. Phil oozes SPCW, he bleeds SPCW, he sweats SPCW, he pisses SPCW...Phil IS SPCW.

Beyond Bo, Phil is THE most recognizable name in SPCW history. His reign of terror spanning all the way from SPCW I as a Tag Team Champion, well into SPCW V or VI or whatever the hell we're on, where he has moved through the rankings to become a World Champion. He's done it all, from beating the legendary Pearl Kitchen Powerhouse, right down to jobbing to HBK Stan Michaels. Yet he never complained. Through all the shitty people that I made him lose to, he never complained. He just picked himself up, dusted himself off and went on to win another belt.

That's the thing about Phil, he's always holding some sort of belt. I think if we made a new belt in SPCW called the, "I like to suck big cocks" belt...Phil would win it, simply because it's a belt, and it's in SPCW. I can't remember a time when Phil wasn't a major player in SPCW, either in the Western Hemisphere Title Scene or working behind the scenes, helping me and Cujo out. Phil's a man of great integrity, and charisma. He's one of the few guys in SPCW, I enjoy talking to behind the scenes. And his roleplays inspired the best of us. His roleplays were funny, creative and original without being over the top...although...I dunno how great of an idea The Poofinator was.

But through thick and thin, Phil will always be in SPCW. True, he may quit a few more times...but he'll come back, they ALWAYS come back. Even when he's dead...we're going to take his corpse and nail it to the wall of SPCW Headquarters...where it rightfully belongs. So Phil, with that in mind...I SALUTE you....you dirty, dirty goat f---er.