[Signs such as "Simmed Results kick major ass!" and "Bite me hand written crap!" are shown. This is the voyage or the star ship... oh damn, this is Stark's Pond Sunday.]

Cujo: Welcome, we have a jammed packed show.

Colin: Yeah, we have HBK vs. a Jobber and a couple of tag matches.

Cujo: Shut up, you are ruining the card...

The Not So Ultimate Warrior vs. Stan Hall


Weezil - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 240 from Miami, Florida a member of Degeneration Poof, Stan Hall!!! (crowd boos ******)

["Miami" ]

Weezil - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 from Unknown, The Not So Ultimate Warrior!!!

[The Not So Ultimate Warrior walks to the ring. Phil is the referee for this contest. Stan Hall grabs The Not So Ultimate Warrior's arm and strkes his elbow. The Not So Ultimate Warrior grabs Stan Hall's arm and strkes his elbow. (ding, ding, ding) Stan Hall forearm smashes The Not So Ultimate Warrior. The Not So Ultimate Warrior smacks Stan Hall in the side of the face with an enziguiri. The Not So Ultimate Warrior connects with a low blow. Stan Hall goes down. The Not So Ultimate Warrior runs, and jumps off the second rope, flipping backwards into an Asai Moonsault on Stan Hall. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Stan Hall escapes. Stan Hall climbs to his feet. The Not So Ultimate Warrior drives a forearm into Stan Hall. Stan Hall nails The Not So Ultimate Warrior with an atomic drop. Stan Hall nails The Not So Ultimate Warrior with a dropkick. Stan Hall gets back to his feet. The Not So Ultimate Warrior nails Stan Hall with a dropkick. The Not So Ultimate Warrior stands up. Stan Hall moves back to his feet. Stan Hall belly-to-backs The Not So Ultimate Warrior. Now Stan Hall standing. Now The Not So Ultimate Warrior standing. The Not So Ultimate Warrior delivers a kick to the head of Stan Hall. Stan Hall connects with a low blow. The Not So Ultimate Warrior goes down. Stan Hall goes for a pin. Referee Phil makes the count. ...1 The Not So Ultimate Warrior escapes. The Not So Ultimate Warrior is up again. Stan Hall vertical suplexes The Not So Ultimate Warrior to the mat. Stan Hall sucks chants start in the crowd. Stan Hall gets up. The Not So Ultimate Warrior stands up. The Not So Ultimate Warrior slaps the face of Stan Hall. The Not So Ultimate Warrior climbs to his feet. Stan Hall nails The Not So Ultimate Warrior with a DDT. The Not So Ultimate Warrior stands up. Stan Hall lifts The Not So Ultimate Warrior up and drops him on the mat. The Not So Ultimate Warrior drops Stan Hall onto his knee with an atomic drop The Not So Ultimate Warrior nails Stan Hall with a DDT. The Not So Ultimate Warrior powerbombs Stan Hall into the mat. The Not So Ultimate Warrior hits a Stan Hall with a Big Splash. Phil counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

Weezil - The winner of this match, The Not So Ultimate Warrior!!!

Cujo: Wow, that was pretty cool...

Colin: Yeah, for a suck fest...

Big Van Cartman vs. Droz (SPCW TV Title)

Weezil - This match is a Standard Match for the SPCW TV Title title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 260 from Unknown, Droz!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Droz comes to the ring. ]

Weezil - and his opponent, weighing in at 600 from Arby's a member of Degeneration Poof he holds the SPCW TV Title title belt, Big Van Cartman!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Big Van Cartman walks to the ring. Phil is the referee for this contest. Droz strikes Big Van Cartman in the elbow. Big Van Cartman tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Droz connects with a flying knee. Big Van Cartman goes down. Droz kicks Big Van Cartman in the stomach. Big Van Cartman climbs to his feet. Droz delivers a low blow to Big Van Cartman. Droz kicks Big Van Cartman on the mat. Big Van Cartman stands up. Big Van Cartman drops Droz to the mat with a military press. Big Van Cartman and Droz go to the floor Phil starts the count (.1) Big Van Cartman picks up a blade and cuts Droz. Droz is bleeding. Droz climbs to his feet. (..2) Droz punches Big Van Cartman in the head. (...3) Big Van Cartman belly-to-backs Droz. Big Van Cartman gets up. (....4) Big Van Cartman applies an arm wrench to Droz. Droz is up again. (.....5) Big Van Cartman takes Droz into the ring. Big Van Cartman throws Droz over his shoulder with a snap mare. Droz is back on his feet. Droz nails Big Van Cartman with a DDT. Droz rolls onto Big Van Cartman connecting with a knee. Droz grabs Big Van Cartman and applies an arm wrench. Big Van Cartman gets back to his feet. Big Van Cartman smacks Droz in the side of the face with an enziguiri. Droz slaps the face of Big Van Cartman. Droz moves back to his feet. Big Van Cartman goes for a Sidewalk Slam but Droz dodges the attack. Big Van Cartman hits Droz with a belly-to-back-suplex Now Droz standing. Droz kicks Big Van Cartman in the head. Big Van Cartman is back on his feet. Droz holding the leg of Big Van Cartman. Enziguiri by Big Van Cartman. Big Van Cartman throws Droz over his shoulder with a snap mare. Big Van Cartman applies an arm wrench to Droz. Droz gets back to his feet. Big Van Cartman applies an abdominal stretch to Droz. Big Van Cartman nails Droz with an atomic drop. Big Van Cartman and Droz go to the floor Phil starts the count (.1) ]

Colin - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.

[Big Van Cartman goes for a Gorilla Press Slam but Droz dodges the attack. (..2) (...3) Big Van Cartman belly-to-backs Droz. Big Van Cartman climbs to his feet. Droz stands up. (....4) Droz nails Big Van Cartman with a dropkick. (.....5) Droz takes Big Van Cartman into the ring. Droz knees Big Van Cartman and rolls back to his feet. Droz hits a moonsault on Big Van Cartman. Phil counts the pin. ...1 Big Van Cartman escapes. Big Van Cartman moves back to his feet. Droz smacks Big Van Cartman in the side of the face with an enziguiri. Droz tackles Big Van Cartman. Droz grabs Big Van Cartman and applies an arm wrench. Droz stomps Big Van Cartman's head. Droz grabs Big Van Cartman and applies an arm wrench. Droz kicks Big Van Cartman on the mat. Droz knees Big Van Cartman and rolls back to his feet. Droz stomps Big Van Cartman's head. Droz flies through the air with an Asai Moonsault onto Big Van Cartman. Phil counts the pin. ...1 Big Van Cartman kicks out. Big Van Cartman is back on his feet. Big Van Cartman trys for a DDT but Droz avoids it. Big Van Cartman and Droz go to the floor Phil starts the count (.1) Swinging Neck-Breaker from Big Van Cartman takes Droz down. Big Van Cartman chants start. From the back Kenny Shamrock nails BVC in the back of the head. He roles BVC and Droz back into the ring. Droz roles on top of BVC...1...2...3!

Weezil - The winner of this match, and new SPCW TV Title champion, Droz!!!

Cujo: Droz is the new champ!

Colin: And here comes Demonwuss.

[The Poofpac and Demonspawn make their way to the ring. DS grabs a mic.]

Colin: I am going to get something to eat...

DS: Hello asswipes! [crowd boos] I don't have time for you, so I will make this quick... at the PPV, Roadkill, you will have a match against the greatest wrestler ever... ME! For the ownership of SPCW!

Cryson: Yeah boy... and my match will be a Texas Death Match...

DS: Yeah, the Pac is stacked... to show my power there will be two, Four Corners matches tonight, each having the participants to the championship tournament being a part of it!

Colin: Is he still talking?

[As Ds starts back the mic is killed and Roadkill and Chef are shown shaking hands.]

Cujo: Ok, here is the first of the two matches.

Poof Daddy vs. Kaney vs. Ravin' Stan vs. Poofdust

Weezil - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 259 from South Park Rehab Center a member of Poofpac, Poof Daddy!!! (crowd cheers ****)

["I'm so Poofy" plays, and Poof Daddy struts to the ring, as fireworks go off behind him. ]

Weezil - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 326 from Somewhere in Guam, Kaney!!! (crowd cheers *****)

["I Own Arby's" ]

Weezil - introducing third, weighing in at 257 from His Misunderstood Childhood Memories a member of The Cult, Ravin' Stan!!! (crowd boos **)

["SuperBeast" ]

Weezil - And finally, weighing in at 280 from Hollywood, California a member of The Poofmen, Poofdust!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Poofdust walks to the ring. Phil is the referee for this contest. Poof Daddy strikes Kaney in the elbow. Kaney strikes Ravin' in the elbow. Ravin' Stan walks around the ring. Poofdust strikes Kaney in the elbow. (ding, ding, ding) Ravin' clotheslines Poof Daddy. Poof Daddy kicks Ravin' in the stomach. Ravin' Stan belly-to-backs Poof Daddy. Now Ravin' standing. Ravin' Stan applies an arm wrench to Poof Daddy. Ravin' Stan applies an arm wrench to Poof Daddy. Ravin' Stan covers Poof Daddy. Phil counts. ...1 ...2 Poof Daddy escapes. Poof Daddy gets back to his feet. Ravin' nails Poof Daddy with a dropkick. Ravin' Stan gets up. Ravin' grabs Poof Daddy and applies an arm wrench. Poof Daddy stands up. Poof Daddy tosses Ravin' backwards with a Japanese arm drag. Poof Daddy is up again. Ravin' moves back to his feet. Poof Daddy sends Ravin' Stan to ringside. Phil starts the count (.1) Poof Daddy sends Ravin' Stan backwards with a Russian leg sweep. ]

Colin - Ravin' Stan really felt that Russian Leg Sweep!

[(..2) Poof Daddy trys for a Falling head butt but Ravin' Stan avoids it. (...3) (....4) Poof Daddy stomps Ravin'. Ravin' is back on his feet. (.....5) Ravin' and Poof Daddy move back into the ring. Ravin' takes Poof Daddy down with a knee. Ravin' Stan connects with a low blow. Poof Daddy goes down. Poof Daddy gets up. Poof Daddy nails Ravin' Stan with a dropkick. Poof Daddy gets up. Now Ravin' Stan standing. Ravin' nails Poof Daddy with a snap mare takeover. Poof Daddy climbs to his feet. Flying head scissors on Ravin' Stan by Poof Daddy. Poof Daddy is up again. Poof Daddy and Ravin' Stan go to the floor ]

Colin - Ravin' is much safer at ringside. Poof Daddy can't get a pin there.

[Phil starts the count (.1) (..2) Poof Daddy measures Ravin' Stan up and drops a closed fist. Poof Daddy moves back to his feet. Ravin' Stan gets up. (...3) Ravin' Stan uses a closed fist on Poof Daddy. (....4) Ravin' Stan hits Poof Daddy with a belly-to-back-suplex Ravin' climbs to his feet. Poof Daddy gets back to his feet. (.....5) Poof Daddy takes Ravin' Stan into the ring. Ravin' holding the leg of Poof Daddy. Enziguiri by Poof Daddy. Poof Daddy slaps Ravin' in the face. Ravin' punches Poof Daddy in the head. Ravin' throws Poof Daddy over his shoulder with a snap mare. Kaney punches Ravin' in the head. Ravin' Stan connects with a low blow. Kaney goes down. Ravin' Stan takes Kaney down with a knee. Ravin' applies an arm wrench to Kaney. Ravin' applies an arm wrench to Kaney. Now Kaney standing. Kaney lifts Ravin' into the air and delivers a spine buster. ]

Colin - Damn!

[Kaney knees Ravin' Stan and rolls back to his feet. Ravin' Stan nails Kaney with a dropkick. Now Kaney standing. Kaney shoulder tackles Ravin'. Kaney moves back to his feet. Ravin' is back on his feet. Kaney delivers a kick to the head of Ravin'. Kaney stomps Ravin' Stan's head. Ravin' Stan is up again. Poofdust stands up. Poofdust low blows Ravin' Stan. Ravin' Stan gets back to his feet. Ravin' Stan connects with a flying knee. Poofdust goes down. Ravin' Stan covers Poofdust. Phil counts the pin. ...1 Poofdust kicks out. ]

Colin - Ravin' Stan should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Poofdust stands up. Ravin' Stan nails Poofdust with a dropkick. Ravin' Stan is back on his feet. Ravin' applies an arm wrench to Poofdust. Poofdust gets back to his feet. Ravin' punches Poofdust in the head. Ravin' Stan delivers a low blow to Poofdust. Poofdust executes a neck-breaker on Ravin'. Poof Daddy body slams Kaney. Poof Daddy chants start. Poof Daddy dives head first into Kaney. Kaney climbs to his feet. Poof Daddy short-arm clotheslines Kaney to the mat. Kaney stands up. Poof Daddy delivers a kick to the head of Kaney. Poof Daddy knees Kaney and rolls back to his feet. Poof Daddy applies an arm wrench to Kaney. Poof Daddy fist drops Kaney on the mat. Poof Daddy gets up. Now Kaney standing. Now Ravin' standing. Ravin' Stan hits Poof Daddy with a belly-to-back-suplex Ravin' moves back to his feet. Ravin' throws Poof Daddy over his shoulder with a snap mare. Ravin' goes for a pin. Referee Phil makes the count. ...1 Poof Daddy kicks out. ]

Colin - Ravin' Stan should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Poof Daddy gets back to his feet. Ravin' takes Poof Daddy down with a knee. Poof Daddy gets back to his feet. Poof Daddy lifts Ravin' Stan up and drops him on the mat. Poof Daddy rolls onto Ravin' Stan connecting with a knee. Poof Daddy dives head first into Ravin' Stan. Poof Daddy dives head first into Ravin' Stan. Poof Daddy stands up. Poof Daddy executes a neck breaker. Poof Daddy rolls up Ravin' in a small package. Phil counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

Weezil - The winner of this match, Poof Daddy!!!

Cujo and Colin: What the hell! Ravin' Stan just got his ass kicked by Poof Daddy! Hahaha...

Chef Norris vs. "Roadkill" Kenny James

Colin: I thought these guys were shaking hands...

Weezil - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 from South Park, Texas a member of Degeneration Poof accompanied by "Bad Ass" Stan Gunn, "Roadkill" Kenny James!!! (crowd cheers ********)

["Roadkill" Kenny James comes to the ring. ]

Weezil - and his opponent, weighing in at 270 from Miami, Florida's Nuthouse a member of The Cooperation, Chef Norris!!! (crowd boos *****)

["Theme to Baywatch" Roadkill grabs Chef Norris's arm and strkes his elbow. Phil checks Chef Norris's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Roadkill shoulder tackles Chef Norris. Roadkill knees Chef Norris and rolls back to his feet. Chef Norris runs, and powerbombs "Roadkill" Kenny James into the ground. Chef Norris sucks chants start in the crowd. Chef Norris hits Roadkill with a belly-to-back-suplex Roadkill moves back to his feet. "Roadkill" Kenny James connects with a flying knee. Chef Norris goes down. Chef Norris is back on his feet. Roadkill short-arm clotheslines Chef Norris to the mat. Chef Norris gets up. Roadkill lifts Chef Norris and delivers a back breaker. Roadkill goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Chef Norris kicks out. Roadkill nails Chef Norris with a snap mare takeover. Roadkill stomps Chef Norris's head. Chef Norris climbs to his feet. Chef Norris goes for a Abdominal Stretch but Roadkill dodges the attack. Chef Norris connects with a flying knee. "Roadkill" Kenny James goes down. Chef Norris applies an arm wrench to Roadkill. Roadkill gets up. Chef Norris nails "Roadkill" Kenny James with a dropkick. "Roadkill" Kenny James climbs to his feet. Chef Norris low blows "Roadkill" Kenny James. "Roadkill" Kenny James stands up. Japanese arm drag on Chef Norris by Roadkill. Roadkill gets back to his feet. "Roadkill" Kenny James rolls onto Chef Norris connecting with a knee. Roadkill stomps Chef Norris's head. "Roadkill" Kenny James goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Chef Norris kicks out. Chef Norris gets back to his feet. "Roadkill" Kenny James nails Chef Norris with a dropkick. ]

Colin - Dropkick by "Roadkill" Kenny James.

[Now "Roadkill" Kenny James standing. Chef Norris gets up. Roadkill tackles and begins punching Chef Norris. Roadkill belly-to-backs Chef Norris. Roadkill gets up. Chef Norris gets up. Roadkill piledrives Chef Norris. Roadkill executes a piledriver on Chef Norris. Roadkill rolls onto Chef Norris connecting with a knee. Chef Norris is up again. "Roadkill" Kenny James lifts Chef Norris into a vertical suplex. "Roadkill" Kenny James is up again. Chef Norris gets back to his feet. Roadkill kicks Chef Norris in the back of the leg. Roadkill executes a neck breaker. "Roadkill" Kenny James covers Chef Norris. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2...

Cujo: Here comes the Pac!

[The PoofPac storm the ring as they beat down on Chef Norris and Roadkill. Roadkill is busted open as Chef hits the Prostitution Punch on the NSUW and a Poop Bottom on Cryson.]

Colin: The Poofpac is outta here...

NO CONTEST

Cujo: Yeah, funny thing Chef would help Roadkill with him fighting fellow Cooperate member Flair in the tourney...

Colin: Damn retard.

Kenny Mysterio, Jr. vs. BPRP (Cage Match)

Weezil - This match is a Cage Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 365, BPRP!!! (crowd boos *********)

[BPRP comes to the ring. ]

Weezil - and his opponent, weighing in at 185, Kenny Mysterio, Jr.!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Kenny Mysterio, Jr. walks to the ring. Phil is the referee for this contest. BPRP tests out the ropes. Mysterio strikes BPRP in the elbow. (ding, ding, ding) BPRP nails Mysterio with a snap mare takeover. BPRP knees Kenny Mysterio, Jr. and rolls back to his feet. Kenny Mysterio, Jr. gets back to his feet. Flying head scissors on BPRP by Kenny Mysterio, Jr.. ]

Colin - BPRP really felt that Flying Head Scissors!

[BPRP moves back to his feet. Kenny Mysterio, Jr. starts to climb the cage. Mysterio is pulled off the cage by BPRP Kenny Mysterio, Jr. tackles BPRP to the mat. Mysterio gets back to his feet. BPRP gets up. BPRP piledrives Mysterio. BPRP starts to climb the cage. BPRP climbs to the top of the cage. BPRP moves to the outside of the cage. Kenny Mysterio, Jr. grabs BPRP through the cage and is pulling him back up. Mysterio shakes the cage BPRP goes down. Mysterio gets back to his feet. Mysterio connects with a flying knee. BPRP goes down. ]

Colin - BPRP takes a Knee.

[BPRP gets up. BPRP reverse DDT's Mysterio's head into the mat. BPRP sucks chants start in the crowd. BPRP stomps Mysterio's head. BPRP belly-to-backs Mysterio. BPRP leg drops Mysterio. Mysterio climbs to his feet. BPRP climbs the cage. BPRP moves to the top of the cage. BPRP climbs down the outside fo the cage. BPRP made it to the floor.

Weezil - The winner of this match, BPRP!!!

Cujo: The 2nd and final of the four corner matches.

Jimbo Jarret vs. Diamond Stan Marsh vs. The Poof vs. Healthy Boy

Weezil - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225, Jimbo Jarret!!! (crowd boos **)

[Jimbo Jarret comes to the ring. ]

Weezil - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 270 from California, Diamond Stan Marsh!!! (crowd cheers ******)

["It Ain't My Fault" ]

Weezil - introducing third, weighing in at 255 from South Park, Hawaii a member of The Nation of Constipation he holds the SPCW United States Title title belt, The Poof!!! (crowd boos *************)

["Do You Smell What the Poof is Cookin'? ]

Weezil - And finally, weighing in at 225, Healthy Boy!!!

[Nookie starts up as Healthy Boy makes his way to the ring. Jimbo Jarret strikes DSM in the elbow. DSM grabs Healthy Boy's arm and strkes his elbow. Poofy strikes Jimbo Jarret in the elbow. Healthy Boy strikes Jimbo Jarret in the elbow. (ring, ring, ring) They lockup. DSM sends Jimbo Jarret to the corner of . Diamond Stan Marsh nails Jimbo Jarret with a dropkick. Diamond Stan Marsh gets back to his feet. Jimbo Jarret gets back to his feet. Jimbo Jarret delivers a short-arm clothesline to Diamond Stan Marsh. Jimbo Jarret grabs Diamond Stan Marsh and applies an arm wrench. Diamond Stan Marsh moves back to his feet. Jimbo Jarret holding the leg of DSM. Enziguiri by DSM. DSM connects with a flying knee. Jimbo Jarret goes down. Jimbo Jarret is up again. Jimbo Jarret reverse DDT's DSM's head into the . Jimbo Jarret stomps Diamond Stan Marsh. ]

Colin - DSM takes a Stomp.

[DSM is back on his feet. DSM kicks Jimbo Jarret in the stomach. Diamond Stan Marsh stomps Jimbo Jarret. Jimbo Jarret climbs to his feet. Poofy uses a closed fist on Diamond Stan Marsh. Poofy hits Diamond Stan Marsh with a belly-to-back-suplex The Poof moves back to his feet. Poofy stomps Diamond Stan Marsh. Now Diamond Stan Marsh standing. Poofy connects with a flying knee. DSM goes down. DSM lifts Poofy into a vertical suplex. Diamond Stan Marsh moves back to his feet. Poofy moves back to his feet. DSM nails The Poof with a snap mare takeover. Poofy throws Diamond Stan Marsh over his shoulder with a snap mare. Diamond Stan Marsh moves back to his feet. DSM drives a forearm into The Poof. Poofy kicks Diamond Stan Marsh in the back of the leg. Diamond Stan Marsh gets back to his feet. Diamond Stan Marsh slams Poofy's face into the with a DDT. DSM applies a thesz press to The Poof. ]

Colin - What a Thesz Press!!

[Healthy Boy trys for a power move but is unable to lift Poofy.Healthy Boy climbs to his feet. Healthy Boy low blows The Poof. Healthy Boy stomps The Poof's head. The Poof is back on his feet. Poofy holding the leg of Healthy Boy. Enziguiri by Healthy Boy. Healthy Boy has The Poof, and a Healthy Factor. Healthy Boy covers Poofy. Referee Phil makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

Weezil - The winner of this match, Healthy Boy!!!

Colin: I guess Healthy might walk away at the PPV world, WH and US champ.

Cujo: That isn't funny.

Underbaker/Spoon vs New Revolution (Tag Team Championship

[Footage is shown in the back of Baker histerical.]

Underbaker: Where is Spoon!

Quiz: Hahaha...

[New Revolution are shown leaving in a '72 Studabaker with Spoon in a gallon of Rocky Road.]

Colin: That was the strangest match ever.

Cujo: Nope, you never saw Bert Crat wrestle.

NO CONTEST

Kyle Snow vs. The Prood

Weezil - This match is a Gauntlet Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 260 from Wako Park a member of Degeneration Poof, Kyle Snow!!! (crowd cheers **************)

[Kyle Snow comes to the ring. ]

Weezil - and his opponents, The Prood!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Stedge walks to the ring. Jeff Hankey is the referee for this contest. Kyle Snow strikes Stedge in the elbow. Stedge checks out . (ding, ding, ding) Kyle Snow tackles and begins punching Stedge. Stedge is back on his feet. Stedge delivers a kick to the head of Kyle Snow. Kyle Snow kicks Stedge in the stomach. Snow kicks Stedge on the . Kyle Snow takes Stedge down with a knee. Kyle Snow rolls onto Stedge connecting with a knee. Kyle Snow applies an arm wrench to Stedge. ]

Colin - Follows up with a Arm Wrench.

[Stedge gets back to his feet. Stedge lifts Kyle Snow and delivers a back breaker. Stedge hits Snow with a brainbuster. ]

Colin - What a Brainbuster!!

[Stedge stands up. Stedge piledrives Kyle Snow into the . Now Kyle Snow standing. Stedge takes Snow down with a knee. Snow is back on his feet. Kyle Snow nails Stedge with a dropkick. Snow measures Stedge up and drops a closed fist. Kyle Snow is up again. Kyle Snow fist drops Stedge on the . Kyle Snow moves back to his feet. Stedge gets back to his feet. Stedge slaps Kyle Snow in the face. Stedge stands up. Stedge nails Snow with a dropkick. Stedge is back on his feet. Stedge delivers a short-arm clothesline to Snow. ]

Colin - Short-arm clothesline!

[Kyle Snow stands up. Snow hits the . Now Stedge standing. Snow gets back to his feet. Snow delivers a short-arm clothesline to Stedge. Stedge gets back to his feet. Snow drives a forearm into the head of Stedge. Snow tackles Stedge to the . Stedge is back on his feet. Snow belly-to-backs Stedge. Snow is up again. Stedge stands up. Stedge executes a reverse DDT on Snow. Stedge chokes Kyle Snow. Kyle Snow clotheslines Stedge. Stedge holding the leg of Kyle Snow. Enziguiri by Kyle Snow. Snow puts Stedge in a reverse chin lock. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Stedge is fighting the hold. ... Snow tightens the hold. ... Snow tightens the hold. Stedge taps out.

Cujo: Here comes Christian.

[Christian enters the ring. Snow grabs Billy the Crud's arm and strkes his elbow. Christian tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Snow lifts Christian and delivers a back breaker. Snow rolls onto Christian connecting with a knee. Billy the Crud is up again. Snow slams Billy the Crud to the mat with a Samoan drop. Snow climbs to his feet. Snow stomps Christian's head. Kyle Snow hits Christian with the Blow Plow. Snow goes for a pin. Jeff Hankey counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Colin: And Stangrel attacks Kyle.

[Stangrel delivers a low blow to Kyle Snow. Kyle Snow gets up. Snow punches Stangrel in the head. Stangrel smacks Kyle Snow in the side of the face with an enziguiri. Stangrel tackles Kyle Snow to the . Stangrel moves back to his feet. Kyle Snow lifts Stangrel up and drops him on the . Stangrel climbs to his feet. Snow tackles Stangrel to the . Snow gets up. Snow hits Stangrel with a belly-to-back-suplex Kyle Snow is back on his feet. Stangrel gets up. Stangrel slaps the face of Kyle Snow. Stangrel stands up. Stangrel kicks Kyle Snow in the back of the leg. Stangrel knees Kyle Snow and rolls back to his feet. Stangrel fist drops Kyle Snow on the . Snow climbs to his feet. Stangrel slams Kyle Snow's face into the with a DDT. Stangrel chants start. Stangrel applies a thesz press to Snow. Stangrel chants start. Now Snow standing. Snow nails Stangrel with a dropkick. Snow moves back to his feet. Kyle Snow applies an arm wrench to Stangrel. Snow stomps Stangrel's head. Snow smacks Stangrel in the side of the face with an enziguiri. Stangrel slams Kyle Snow to the mat with a Samoan drop. Stangrel climbs to his feet. Kyle Snow gets back to his feet. Stangrel nails Snow with a dropkick. Stangrel gets up. Stangrel applies an arm wrench to Kyle Snow. ]

Colin - Arm Wrench!

[Kyle Snow is back on his feet. Kyle Snow runs and tackles Stangrel. Kyle Snow punches him in the head. Stangrel is up again. Stangrel delivers a low blow to Kyle Snow. Stangrel applies an arm wrench to Kyle Snow. Kyle Snow is up again. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Stangrel takes Snow down. ]

Colin - Nice Spinning Neck-Breaker by Stangrel.

[Snow is up again. Snow sends Stangrel into Jeff Hankey he goes down. Snow short-arm clotheslines Stangrel to the . Kyle Snow tells Stangrel to "Poof It". Stangrel climbs to his feet. Jeff Hankey runs to . Jeff Hankey trys for a power move but is unable to lift Stangrel.Jeff Hankey nails Stangrel with a dropkick. Jeff Hankey chants start. Jeff Hankey gets up. Jeff Hankey does that awesome neck breaker on Stangrel. Kyle covers...Jeff Hankey counts the pin...1 ...2 ...3

Weezil - The winner of this match, Kyle Snow!!!

Colin: I didn't expect that to happen.

Cujo: Liar.

Colin: Hehe, well now Hankey goes for his first singles title.

HBK vs. Jeff Hankey (SPCW Western Hemisphere Title)

Weezil - This match is a Standard Match for the SPCW Western Hemisphere Title title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 283 from South Park, Texas a member of Degeneration Poof he holds the SPCW Western Hemisphere Title title belt, HBK!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[HBK comes to the ring. ]

Weezil - and his opponent, weighing in at 195, Jeff Hankey!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Jeff Hankey walks to the ring. Phil is the referee for this contest. Stan Michaels strikes Jeff Hankey in the elbow. Jeff Hankey strikes HBK in the elbow. (the bell rings) HBK delivers a kick to the head of Jeff Hankey. Now Jeff Hankey standing. Jeff Hankey connects with a flying knee. Stan Michaels goes down. Stan Michaels moves back to his feet. Jeff Hankey short-arm clotheslines Stan Michaels to the . Jeff Hankey grabs Stan Michaels and applies an arm wrench. Jeff Hankey measures Stan Michaels up and drops a closed fist. Jeff Hankey climbs to his feet. Stan Michaels executes a reverse DDT on Jeff Hankey. HBK applies a thesz press to Jeff Hankey. HBK goes for a Atomic Drop but Jeff Hankey dodges the attack. Jeff Hankey executes a reverse DDT on HBK. HBK climbs to his feet. Jeff Hankey trys for a Gorilla Press Slam but is not strong enough to lift Stan Michaels.Jeff Hankey shoulder tackles HBK. HBK is up again. HBK throws Jeff Hankey over his shoulder with a snap mare. Jeff Hankey stands up. Jeff Hankey smacks Stan Michaels in the side of the face with an enziguiri. Jeff Hankey trys for a Running Powerbomb but is not strong enough to lift HBK.Jeff Hankey trys for a Snap Mare Takeover but is unable to lift HBK.HBK drives a forearm into Jeff Hankey. Jeff Hankey trys for a Belly-to-Back-Suplex but is unable to lift HBK.Jeff Hankey holding the leg of HBK. Enziguiri by Stan Michaels. Jeff Hankey shoulder tackles Stan Michaels. Jeff Hankey moves back to his feet. Now Stan Michaels standing. Jeff Hankey smacks HBK in the side of the face with an enziguiri. Jeff Hankey nails HBK with a dropkick. Jeff Hankey moves back to his feet. HBK moves back to his feet. Flying head scissors on Stan Michaels by Jeff Hankey. HBK gets back to his feet. HBK nails Jeff Hankey with a dropkick. HBK lifts Hankey up for a slam. He slings Hankey against the ropes, a crucifix by Hankey! Phil counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Colin - Jeff Hankey has won the match!

Weezil - The winner of this match, and new SPCW Western Hemisphere Title champion, Jeff Hankey!!!

Colin: Oh my god!

Cujo: Hell yeah! That was awesome!

[The Cooperation walks toward the ring. Vince grabs the mic.]

Vince: You don't suck do you?

Jeff: No.

Vince: Ok, you are in the Cooperation.

Jeff: Really?

Singapore: Yes you retard, get your damn belt, I have to pee.

Cujo: Sick bastards.

Colin: I love those guys.

[The show goes off the air as DS is shown in the back with a contract.]