RULES and REGULATIONS of SPCW 2000
BY: Demonspawn

Welllll...we've finally decided on some rules to keep you sorry-ass wrestlers in line, because for FAAAAAR too long we've just let you guys run wild. Well NO MORE! We have an OFFICIAL set of rules! Praise the lord! Rules at last...rules at last...lord almighty rules at last!

RULES:
1. If you join without a South Park related name...we will MAKE one for you. So if you are a fuck-up and join as "Hardcore Holly" we'll be forced to change your name to "The Big Snot, Hardcore Twitch" or something STUPID like that. Exceptions will be made to this rule on a whim (i.e. Blueballs Dert)

2.ONCE you've joined SPCW you will become a ROOKIE for a week. As a rookie, you may ONLY wrestle on Saturday Cards! You know why? Because Saturday Cards are called "Jobber Saturday Night" and as a rookie, that's all you are to us...a jobber...a pathetic MAGGOT.

3.To come OUT of rookie-dom, you must RP WELL for that entire week. If you don't RP well, or consistantly, be prepared to stay a rookie as long as damn well feel that you should stay that way.

4. As a rookie, for your first week, we expect MUCHO roleplaying. And I don't mean RPs that go like THIS:

Subject: I'm gonna cum into SPCW and kik all YUR assez, BOYEEEE!

                                -SuckFace McGee

You need to WORK YOUR ASS OFF as a rookie...but if you don't...and we don't notice...we'll probably graduate you anyway because we're lazy ass motherfuckers....just be sure to RP at least 3 times your first week....

5. Once you're not a rookie anymore you may have matches on such WONDERFUL cards as:

Monday Night Poofzone

AND

Stark's Pond Thursday

Amazingly SIMPLE, isn't it?

6. But it's NOT that simple, sadly. Even though you're no longer a rookie, it doesn't mean that we give a shit about you. So to get noticed, RP at LEAST 2 times a week and make CHALLENGES to people, if you don't make challenges to people, you go nowhere....

7.....but that doesn't mean make TOO many challenges, or challenge people out of your league. For example, if you're a scrub, first day on the job, and you challenge someone like...say...Stan "Da Shit" Jericho...be prepared for an asswhooping, because JOB isn't in Jericho's vocabulary....it IS, however, in Poofdust's......in more ways than one.

8. Okay, so you've graduated and you're RPing 2 times a week...not bad, not bad...but I'M STILL NOT IMPRESSED! You could roleplay EVERY GOD DAMN DAY, and it wouldn't impress me *coughs*PoofDaddy*coughs* So don't think it will! We here in SPCW look for QUALITY, not QUANTITY, which is why guys like Roadkill Kenny James, Poofdust and Eddie Garrisonero are on TOP of the heap.....well....maybe not Poofdust....

9.ANOTHER thing-DON'T CHALLENGE SOMEONE FOR A BELT YOUR FIRST DAMN DAY IN SPCW! I GUARUNTEE YOU that you won't win a belt until you've been around for at LEAST 2 weeks....

10. Uhhh..not much else you need to know...lesse...RP 2 times a week...uh...don't challenge people who can kick your ass...uh...OH YEAH! Don't advertise your shitty feds on OUR message board! You know why? Because they're JUST THAT! Shitty! All of them! Every single ONE of them! Yes! Even YOURS! So don't waste my TIME with them. We have an "Ad/Suggestions" Board for you morons. What else...what else...uh...NO BIG GRAPHICS ON THE MB! This slows the board up beyond BELIEF!

11. And so in conclusion....um...here's what'll get you fired:

WHAT GET'S YOU FIRED:
1. Pissing off Demonspawn
2. Pissing off Cujo-thereby causing him to whine to Demonspawn...thereby pissing off Demonspawn
3. Pissing off Bo-thereby causing him to boot you SQUARE in the balls...
4. Insulting the holy name of Demonspawn
5. Insulting the slightly less-holy name of Cujo
6. Insulting the name of Bo....no...wait...scratch that..insult Bo all you want....
7. COMPLAINING ABOUT LATE RESULTS!
8. NOT BEING ABLE TO TAKE A JOKE!
9. CONSTANTLY GOING AGAINST THE WILL OF DEMONSPAWN/CUJO/BO
10. Dissing any of the following wrestlers:
Farooq
D'lo Brown
Scott Steiner
Gangrel
Chris Benoit

WHAT WILL GET YOU KILLED ON THE SPOT:
1. Making fun of the size of Demonspawn's nose...what? What was that, son? BRING IT, BITCH! IT'S ON LIKE A NECKBONE!
2. Insulting Cujo's SP Wrestlers
3. Calling Bo's RPs "Pointless and stupid" (you'll make him cry you ASSHOLE!)
4. STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S ROLE PLAYS
5. COMPLAINING THAT WE ARE BIASED
6. Insulting any of the following wrestlers:
Edge
Earnest "The Cat" Miller
7. CHANTING "Goooooold-beeeeerg, Goooooold-beeeerg" at ANY wrestling event!
8. Using Gary Coleman, Mr. T, Richard Simmons or Nathan Lane in your RP unless, of course, you are Poofdust
9. STEALING CUJO'S HTML

WHAT WILL GET YOU THROWN INTO THE SPCW DUNGEON AND TORTURED FOR ALL ETERNITY:
1. INSULTING THE ALL HOLY NAME OF THE GODDESS THAT IS LINDSAY LOHAN! (What? You say you don't know who she is? DOESN'T MATTER! Demonspawn will DEMON DROP YO' PUNK ASS!)
2. INSULTING THE ALL HOLY NAME OF THE GOD THAT IS CHRIS JERICHO! (Bo and Poofdust will BEAT CHO PUNK ASS down!)
3. INSULTING THE ALL HOLY NAME OF THE GOD THAT IS DAVEY BOY SMITH! (Cujo will get RABID ON YO' PUNK ASS!)
4. Leaving the seat up....

Thank you, that is all.....